Free British Chav Sluts Gallery: Teen girls only. If “chavettes”, the female equivalent of chav lads are your thing, you might just enjoy our little ‘tongue-in-cheek’ poke at UK chavs and chav girls [chavettes]. This blog is for amusement only – it should not be taken literally or seriously. It’s an Autumn poke at chavs, with a satirical spin!
Real British Chav Sluts – What is a Chav? A chav [or chavette] is a young person of a type typically characterised by a brash and loutish behaviour who wears real or imitation designer clothes coupled with connotations of low social status. And, just like a magpie, they collect, borrow and steal anything shiny or blingy.
The good the bad and the ugly of British chavs.
Chav girls: Top free pics, photos, and images. Two hot chav chics making out
Chav lads are small annoying c**** that roam the streets of Northern Britain. They are territorial-rodents that get pleasure from impregnating teen girls. Chav lads walk around in public fondling their privates and scratching their balls. They favour wearing Burberry caps and will constantly yell out “Yo dick****!”
Drunk chavs on the streets of Northern towns
Chav lads and their female counterparts “chavettes” hang around their local McDonalds in every northern UK town. Eye contact will provoke “what the f*** you lookin’ at?”
Former Coro star Michelle Keegan “chav’s it up” in fancy dress at her leaving party
The government has marked the worst chavs with ASBO’s, which represents a form of chav accreditation to these juvenile delinquents.
Busty chavs revealing a right eye-full
Northern towns such as Huddersfield, Doncaster, and Castleford are some of Britains worst chav hotspots. Local residents saying they’re living in rough, boring, chavvy, s*** holes.
Chav teens posing for a selfie wearing very little
Chav lad scooterists, out to impress slut chavs will descend on northern supermarket carparks from 7 o’clock onwards. There are thousands of the cretins, unfortunately, they never seem to fall off!
Sexy UK chav showing what it’s about
Like your car windows, teeth, and kneecaps just how they are? Then avoid these pr*cks like you would any other serious disease!
Hot chav posing in basque and stockings
Picture a night out in Donny [that’s Doncaster if you didn’t know] with chavs hanging around drinking White Lightning near the old strip club or Jobcentre, and chavettes wearing clothing which leaves little to the imagination, waiting to be picked to by a chav for a quickie so she can contribute to Doncaster’s rising teen pregnancy rate.
To be a chav, you must wear a Chelsea or Man U soccer shirt and a baseball cap. You should spit at random, and say c*** a lot… drag on Benson & Hedges siggies and swig alcopops. Then you are a p[roper chav.
Friday nights will always include renditions of various football songs and the occasional street brawl and bloody punch-up.
Medway is one dump of a town after another, overrun with chavs! It’s so disgusting that the Dartford crossing should be blown up. But Blackpool has to be the chavviest town in the UK. Although some say the trophy for the chavviest town should go to Stockton on Tees.
Truth is every UK town has chavs. Google it if you don’t believe us…
Adult [tongue-in-cheek satirical] Free British Chav Sluts Gallery by Emma Valasco.