Hi, I'm Emma, 26, from Nottingham, the best city in the UK for nightlife and fashion! lol
Okay, it may be the case that our accent is harder to crack than a Brazil nut and yes we've got our very own vocabulareh. We don't get a roll from the bread shop here, we get a cob from the bakereh. :-)
Let's kick off by being totally honest with each other. It's fair to say I'm no catwalk model and I'm certainly not a female version of stick insect! Oh no, truth be known, I'm carrying a few extra pounds, but it doesn't bother me and hopefully, it won't bother you either :-)
That said, I wouldn't describe myself as a BBW either, not according to my definition of a BBW anyway.
If your thing is a BBW, or you're turned-on by stick thin pre-pubescent looking girls, I'm not what you are seeking here. I fall somewhere [deliousiously] between the two! lol
Here's the deal. I'm a curvy blonde bombshell with a great pair of natural tits, 36DD, with no surgical enhancement having been necessary. I have sparkly green eyes, stand 5'6" tall in stocking feet and proportionately spot on!
My lips are full, my pubic area is neatly trimmed and I am no angel!
Like you, I'm here for some extra-curricular fun... nothing serious, just fun. No pressure, hassle or shit. I've had enough of that and I'm only 26!
I don't jump into bed with guys I don't know, I don't shag women (I'm straight) I don't like guys who can't take no for an answer. The most important things here, are my safety and your privacy.
Oh, and immature men don't do it for me, so I'm hoping that you're 35+. Given this service is private and discreet, it doesn't matter if you are married, single or in a committed relationship, you can trust me to keep our secret.
You may be sceptical, but let me assure you that I am really real and not some bot, or even worse some bloke pretending to be a girl, like you will find on other sex contacts sites. This is the real deal, the real McCoy.
We have a golden opportunity here babe to make this work for both of us, I'm here, you're there, it just needs you to text me so I can text you straight back. I promise no waiting around. I'm as keen as you to 'get to it'! :-)
Honest Emma xxx
PS Let's move to first base and see. What do you say?