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London Sex (Croydon). Unattached blue-eyed blonde with an hour-glass figure. 5'6" tall, firm DD boobs, cheeky smile and great sense of humour. Oh and a deliciously sweet, shaved pussy.
Hello and welcome to my personal ad.
Wow! you clicked on little old me. Thank you, I really appreciate you taking the time to read this.
The thing about adult personals is that you're supposed to write something to attract the person you would like to hear from. The advice is 1) have a great profile pic; 2) write something witty; and 3) be honest and truthful.
1. Well, I've posted a pic to my profile and you're here reading this aren't you, so I reckon my pic worked lol
2. Write something witty! Hmmm. Let me think about that for a little while. I'll come back to that one, if that's OK with you?!
3. Be honest and truthful. I am never anything else. I am like an open-book and tend to wear my heart on my sleeve. This has not always been a good thing for me, as I have been taken advantage of in the past and more than once. I'm sure you won't take advantage of me though because you are nice, respectful and genuine, right?
Back to number 2. The best way to illustrate my kind of humour is to point you to the Daily Mash (not the Daily Mail!). I find the satirical stories and spoofs absolutely hilarious.
General stuff. If you've used this site before you'll know that us girls are not allowed to post anything that might be deemed too raunchy for general public consumption. All the ultra-hot stuff is saved for our private sessions. I think that's the right way to play it, it makes for an air of mystery as we go on a mutual journey of sexual discovery.
How well will we get on? How far will things go? Who knows, and that is part of the excitement and thrill of being here.
What delights await us?
We could be VERY close to finding out!
Let's do it. I'm ready when you are.