Hi there, I'm Melody, 34, from Edmonton, London.
This is me:
I love to laugh and play practical jokes. I like beer and burgers and outdoor adventures and enjoy nothing more than going to premiership football matches :-)
My ideal man is someone who is taller and older than me and willing to be penetrated with a strapon! Oh yes. ;-)
Warning: I can be a handful, topped with sarcasm and a small dollop of bullshit occasionally. My sense of humour is, well, I'll you decide ;-)
We need to get to know each other so we can take things further if that's what we both want!
I'll kick things off:
1. My name is Melody
2. I'm 34-years-old
3. I'm from Edmonton, Greater London
4. I have green eyes, black hair
5. I'm 5'7" (or 170 cm)
6. Vital statistics: 32DD-24-32
7. Boobs natural
9. Weight: 7st 8lbs (or 50 kg)
Wouldn't it be great if this site works out for both of us? :-)
PS I'm married, so total discretion is needed and given.